warden incident report - filed 1 August by Una Persson

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I'd have posted this on Friday, except that I happened to have wings and a beak and an inability to speak.

Luckily, it's been a rather quiet week. Bizarrely so. almost as if we all shut down for a few days. Has anyone got anything they need to report?

Also, please welcome George Crabtree to the reporting team.

Floods/Ports:
There was a flood in which many of us were transformed into animals. I'm currently unaware of any incidents that may have taken place in that time period; if you know of any, please report.

[Added as the reports roll in:]

• Eddie Russett and Eddie Brock got into a fight while both were rabbits. Mr Russett wishes the matter to be dropped entirely.
• Armand St Just was severely hurt by someone in bird form and had a heart attack whilst transformed. He does not wish to pursue the matter.
  

Departures:
Wardens: Stephanie Brown, Wally West, Bruce Wayne, Wichita
Inmates: John Preston