warden incident report - 23rd of July - filed by Neil Howie.

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Violent Incidents/Deaths

- Iago murdered Dr Jonathan Crane. The situation has been dealt with by his warden, the Marquis de Sade.

Announcements/General information or Enquiries

- I announced that my inmate (Elle Bishop) is not to be treated as my inmate, and is released from the threat of my punishment. If you have any issues with her, you are to deal directly with her, not me.

Floods/Ports

- From the 16th to the 19th we were at port in an island filled with dinosaurs. Which apparently resembled a film, but let's not go into that. Several people were injured and I am unsure on the potential death count - but all were as a result of the port. Sarah Harding, who has experience of a similar place and creation, advised that everyone who came into contact with the dinosaurs was checked by a doctor for infectious diseases. I presume by now, this has been done, but there's a reminder if you haven't yet.

Misc.

- Do we have an answer on where Hoffman's narcotics came from yet?

- Has anyone seen Stephanie Brown? I... I went to check up on this report, as it's really hers, and I couldn't find her. I don't want to assume she left immediately. If... If she has gone, I'll... Well, I'll need someone else to do this report with me. Any volunteers?

- What happened to those two guys in the shower? I was a little busy yesterday, so I might have missed it. Rex Lewis and Jim Profit, right? Was it a fight, or just an unfortunate incident?


Disappearances

Wardens: Spike (confirmed to be returning), Wally West. Charlie Crews.

Inmates: Elphaba Thropp (graduation), Zorg,

Comments

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

That'd be great. It's not a difficult job, really.

I also think it was just a fight, but I'm not sure myself.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Yes, but a nude fight?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

They were in a shower. I'd be surprised if they were wearing clothes.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I certainly wouldn't shower unclothed if just anyone could walk in on me at anytime.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

It's how a communal shower block generally works, I think.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Yes, and they're awful. Baths are much more thorough anyway.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Except inmates don't really get a choice in the matter.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

No they don't, and can we be sure they're getting entirely clean enough?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

That'd be their problem, to be honest.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Not if they haven't got access to the proper...equipment. And feeling unclean can be bad for moral.

I think I might request some wallpaper for Mr. Spinola.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly sure a shower and soap is mostly what you need.

...Wallpaper?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Not me: I don't feel right without a soak in the tub.

Yes, I don't believe he has any.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Probably a good job you're not an inmate, then.

Does he... need some?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I believe everybody should have wallpaper. It's just strange not to.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

...what's wrong with painted walls?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

They aren't as nice.

[Painted walls are for poor people.]

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I guess not. But there's some things you just can't wallpaper.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Such as?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Ever lived in a house with a bare stone wall?

This might be a small house in the middle of nowhere Scotland thing, now I think about it.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I can't say that I have. Only wood.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Ah. I'm... not sure I've ever lived in a wood house.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Really? Do they stop making them in the future?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I just think they're less common.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Because of fires and such?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

[... fire. dammit.]

Possibly just because they last longer.