warden incident report - 23rd of July - filed by Neil Howie.

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Violent Incidents/Deaths

- Iago murdered Dr Jonathan Crane. The situation has been dealt with by his warden, the Marquis de Sade.

Announcements/General information or Enquiries

- I announced that my inmate (Elle Bishop) is not to be treated as my inmate, and is released from the threat of my punishment. If you have any issues with her, you are to deal directly with her, not me.

Floods/Ports

- From the 16th to the 19th we were at port in an island filled with dinosaurs. Which apparently resembled a film, but let's not go into that. Several people were injured and I am unsure on the potential death count - but all were as a result of the port. Sarah Harding, who has experience of a similar place and creation, advised that everyone who came into contact with the dinosaurs was checked by a doctor for infectious diseases. I presume by now, this has been done, but there's a reminder if you haven't yet.

Misc.

- Do we have an answer on where Hoffman's narcotics came from yet?

- Has anyone seen Stephanie Brown? I... I went to check up on this report, as it's really hers, and I couldn't find her. I don't want to assume she left immediately. If... If she has gone, I'll... Well, I'll need someone else to do this report with me. Any volunteers?

- What happened to those two guys in the shower? I was a little busy yesterday, so I might have missed it. Rex Lewis and Jim Profit, right? Was it a fight, or just an unfortunate incident?


Disappearances

Wardens: Spike (confirmed to be returning), Wally West. Charlie Crews.

Inmates: Elphaba Thropp (graduation), Zorg,

Comments

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

...what's wrong with painted walls?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

They aren't as nice.

[Painted walls are for poor people.]

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I guess not. But there's some things you just can't wallpaper.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Such as?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Ever lived in a house with a bare stone wall?

This might be a small house in the middle of nowhere Scotland thing, now I think about it.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I can't say that I have. Only wood.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Ah. I'm... not sure I've ever lived in a wood house.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Really? Do they stop making them in the future?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I just think they're less common.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Because of fires and such?

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

[... fire. dammit.]

Possibly just because they last longer.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

[Oh god. Wasn't thinking. Sorry sorry sorry.]

That makes sense as well.

Or! Houses under the water. You could watch fish through your window.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

That'd be pretty nice.

Or houses on a cloud. I'd prefer that.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

Or houses that could move about! Like a Gypsy caravan, but less shabby.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

How is a moving house less shabby than that?

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I picture them as exactly like a regular house, but with perhaps the capacity to fly.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

That does sound like a lot of fun.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

And it would be convenient for trips. You'd be able to go abroad, but never be away from home.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Never have to pay for a hotel, too.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised no one's thought of this by your time.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

I imagine it's a bit more impractical to have a cara-plane than a caravan.

[19centconstable.livejournal.com]

I don't believe that sort of thing usually stops inventors.

[kingfor-aday.livejournal.com]

Falling out the sky might.