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bargeblotter) wrote2011-04-03 06:43 pm
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Warden Incident Report - 3 April - filed by Stephanie
[ Text, Warden Filter ]
As we all know, there was a flood on the 28th that turned most of the wardens into children. If anything odd happened during it, let me know, because I was five and not really paying attention.
An earlier report regarding O'Brien's actions was presented here by Paddy.
Oh, Barbossa started a pirate crew. But that was mostly just cool.
Earlier today Perry Dawsey murdered Rex in the inmate bathroom while Crane video-taped.Maybe in Eddie Brock's room, I don't know why he was there at all. Both Perry and Crane have been taken care of.
Eames would like us to note that if you want to murder Crane in revenge, you need his permission first, and Harper has declared his intent to kill anyone who hurts his inmate. If anybody else would like to make declarations of similar initiatives,we might want to put up a cork board and just post them up there. I'm asking for a cork board to be put up in the dining hall. Just to keep things organized, you know.
Anyone with information on the ghost kids were seeing or that cute baby dragon should come forward and share with the rest of the class.
If I missed anything, let me know.
[ PUBLIC to the Admiral ]
I'd like a cork board to be put up in the dining hall, equipped with sticky notes, very dull tacks and pens, in case any more wardens want to make death threats or declarations. Just so nobody misses them. We have to keep our threats in order, you see. Wouldn't want anybody to get hurt because they didn't realize that murder is wrong.
[ Private to the Admiral, viewable to Blonsky ]
Please take away Blonsky's ability to make messages private to anyone but me.
As we all know, there was a flood on the 28th that turned most of the wardens into children. If anything odd happened during it, let me know, because I was five and not really paying attention.
An earlier report regarding O'Brien's actions was presented here by Paddy.
Oh, Barbossa started a pirate crew. But that was mostly just cool.
Earlier today Perry Dawsey murdered Rex in the inmate bathroom while Crane video-taped.
Eames would like us to note that if you want to murder Crane in revenge, you need his permission first, and Harper has declared his intent to kill anyone who hurts his inmate. If anybody else would like to make declarations of similar initiatives,
Anyone with information on the ghost kids were seeing or that cute baby dragon should come forward and share with the rest of the class.
If I missed anything, let me know.
[ PUBLIC to the Admiral ]
I'd like a cork board to be put up in the dining hall, equipped with sticky notes, very dull tacks and pens, in case any more wardens want to make death threats or declarations. Just so nobody misses them. We have to keep our threats in order, you see. Wouldn't want anybody to get hurt because they didn't realize that murder is wrong.
[ Private to the Admiral, viewable to Blonsky ]
Please take away Blonsky's ability to make messages private to anyone but me.
Re: private voice;
Meaning my sandwiches would go untouched. Which is fine, provided I like mustard.
Which tends to end with broken fists, Steph.
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Because obviously I have a problem with pain and broken bones. I just can't stand the two.
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But breaking bones doesn't solve anything either.
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It does if you break the right ones.
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No bone is the right one to break, Steph.
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It is if it's the bone that stops a murderer.
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And do you really think it will?
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I've made it happen. It will.
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So what, exactly, is your grand, punching at a brick wall plan to stop people like Harper threatening murder?
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The plan is, I keep an eye on him, and if he tries to go through with it I knock him out and drag him to zero.
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So treating another warden like he was an inmate. Is that what we've come to?
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We shouldn't be treating wardens like they're so special and above everyone else that they can't be punished. So yes, that is what we've come to.
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Except even with my own inmate, I try to reason things out of her instead of just stalking her and pouncing.
That being said, I will stand in his way.
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People tried to reason with him. If he won't call it off, stalking and pouncing are totally what I'm all about.
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And we can keep trying.
private voice;
You can keep trying. I'm a rogue operator.
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Have fun.
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...Alright.
I'd still see that more as a flaw in the system to be fixed than a condemnation of the whole thing.
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I understand your point, but I can't agree with it.
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You don't have to.
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