bargeblotter

( The West doesn't get any wilder then Bargewood )

[ooc: I’m not including Ray or Moriarty’s disappearances because they haven’t been publically announced yet, but let me know if I’m missing anything, since I was technically on hiatus for the first few days this report covers.]

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Many reports were filed at the beginning of this week, I think I got all of them. 4/24: K reported finding Cissie, killed by a vampire. Loki was killed as well. Dick reported several kidnappings by Eddie Brock, whom Eddie Nygma assures us has been taken care of. 4/25: Hoffman attacked Dracula with pencils. They both seem to be fine. 4/26: Tim reported that Bruce Wayne is in a coma. His current condition is unknown. Infirmary? Ariadne reported that Heero is also in a coma. Infirmary? Aleera has confessed to the murder of Cissie, although due to the influence of the flood this and other similar crimes have been given acquittal. Snape reported a presumably similar incident in which he and his inmate got into a fight. Edward Sexby also confessed to the attempted murder of Narvin under the influence of the flood. Sarah Harding found some disturbing sketches in Hoffman's room, although I am no longer aware what action is being taken on this front. Although it's encouraged that you report any other serious incidents that took place during the flood as I was indisposed to keep records for the time being, please keep in mind that nobody was in control of their actions and for the most part such situations are being treated as accidental. 4/28: Rex shot Narvin and Una. Both are alive, Narvin in the infirmary. Rex was taken down to Zero. Somebody needs to let him out, as he wasn't in his right mind at the time. Yesterday, K, Narvin, Sherlock Holmes, Howie and I checked through our records while looking into the mass amnesia on board. Chang, Una, Paddy, Parker, Sarah, Nygma, Chuck, Bourne and I were all involved in efforts to remove the problem, and Laura Palmer was able to throw him overboard. Nobody should be surprised, but I can't seem to remember who it was. I think Azula is the only person who has left the ship without being thrown overboard. As usual, if I missed anything, let me know. And yes, I spent a long time writing this, so no, I don't want to argue about who should be punished for what and how and why but if anybody wants to get some coffee, I'm game. Oh right. And if anybody is still experiencing memory problems, check in with the infirmary.

( Report under here. )

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( Cut for lack of interesting reports. )

In other news, Howie and I, or just me, I don't know, but I think the barge needs a radio station. It'd be cool, a distraction, and it's not like the Admiral can't magic us up some music. What do you guys think?

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Events in port:

- Coordinator Narvin and Sergeant Donny Donowitz got in a fight - I believe this was a misunderstanding and nothing more, but further explanation from either wouldn't go amiss.

- Agent William Cooper (aka: Kevin Brown. More on that in a second) and Captain Kirk also got in a fight.

- I might be missing things here, as I spent a lot of port indisposed - please let me know if there's anything that needs to go in this part.

Since port:

- Agent K would like to inform everyone: His inmate has been using the alias 'Kevin Brown' and telling people he's a warden - he is actually Agent William Cooper, a CIA operative and should be considered dangerous, even if unarmed. He's certainly not a warden.

- Una Persson and Cissie King-Jones are indisposed (I think that's everyone that is); who's watching their inmates?

- Coordinator Narvin and Rex appear to have had an accident in the lab involving mistletoe - reportedly 'vaporised', and it seems to have led to... slightly out of character festive cheer. The people I've noticed so far that are affected are Narvin, Rex, Rayne, Adam, The Borg Queen ~~I really shouldn't find that funny.~~, Capa, Miss Parker, T'Pol... I think that's it. ~~Some people, I can't tell the difference.~~ Agent K, are you alright? Has anyone returned to normal?

- Also, has anyone actually tried weed killer on the mistletoe? ~~I'm really starting to hate them.~~

As I said, I think I might have missed a few things, so tell me if I have, I'll add it in.

[Originally posted here.]

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Things that went wrong this week:

Aleera dosed a bunch of people with love potion. Nothing serious was reported in regards to that. However, Snape has declared a refusal to give 'magical aid' to any of us 'non-magical' folks in response. So don't ask.

Arthas went on a killing spree before ~~K took him down~~ being taken down. ~~I don't have a list of casualties.~~ Casualties include Narvin, Arthur, Tirion Fordring Tony Foster.

Two bombs were set off by the Joker and Armand yesterday. I believe the casualties were Sam Tyler and Prefect? and Dr. Smith. I hope somebody is cleaning up their rooms.

Cissie and Una are going to be keeping track of cleaning supplies. I'm sure they'd appreciate help.

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