warden incident report - March - filed by Neil Howie.

[bargeblotter]

Haven't done this in a while, due to floods and... being rather occupied last week. So I'm going to get it done, as it's been a chaotic month.

Deaths/Violent incidents (any asterisked events took place under the influence of nanomites):

- Arthas Menethil took his own life, and was given means to do so by O'Brien - their wardens (Una Persson and Tirion Fordring) have dealt with the matter.
- Sylvanas Windrunner attacked Arthas Menethil. This was dealt with by Edward Sexby.
- William Cooper was killed by Persephone, by means of poison. Their wardens (Agent K and The Doctor) dealt with the situation, and there is no further danger of being affected by the poison.
- The wardens Neil Howie and Miss Parker held a fight in the first floor common room. It was staged.*
- Shego, Spike, Chang and Captain Kirk were amongst those killed during the struggle to take control of the Barge.*
- Eddie Brock killed Trip Tucker (was this under the influence of nanomites or not? Given that Trip was affected by them too...)
- Dr Crane was forced, under duress by Iago to issue an apology to Dr Lewis. The Marquis has dealt with this.

Events and incidents that effect the general population

- Dr Rex Lewis managed to inject several wardens with nanomites - which provided a basic form of mental directive to cause disruption amongst other wardens, and to disable any attempts to organise against what he had planned this weekend. At the weekend, several inmates were injected with the same, but it gave them a collection of powers - which explains the source of the power mystery from a while ago.
- There also seemed to be individual, different attacks by the same method, but I'm unsure as to the nature of those.
- The above mentioned affected wardens and inmates essentially aimed to disable most of the main parts of the Barge, and it was, again, as far as I am aware, as part of a plan to escape by Dr Lewis. Several were injured on both sides, and Mr Harper is dealing with Dr Lewis. I don't know exactly who brought it all to an end, as I was unconscious and I imagine I'm filtered out of a lot of things at the time.

Floods/Ports

- A flood which involved being compelled to make confessions of varying natures.
- A flood which made us hug each other.

Information/Warnings
- Bigger, a new warden, has taken responsibility for the spa.
- Loki has graduated and is now a warden.
- Jason Todd, an inmate, seems to have organised some kind of murder mystery game, and is announcing fake murders in a relatively realistic fashion.
- There seem to be paintings of someone who looks like General Chang all over the place.
- Chromie suggested making something to give to new arrivals with information.
- Agent K reported that his inmate stole several items and weapons from others, and would like to return these items to those who own them.

Arrivals

Wardens: Levi bar Alphaeus (Biff), Patrick Kenzie, Bruce Wayne, Bertie Wooster, Sands, Bigger, Ariadne, Luke Cage, B'Elanna, Thursday Next, Captain Jack Harkness
Inmates: Jason Todd, Princess Azula, Clove, Professor Fate, Jim, David, Eddie Brock

Departures:

Wardens: The EMH, Morgan Adams (due to return), Severus Snape (due to return I think.), Ariadne, Judas Iscariot
Inmates: Agent Washington, Vincent Chase, Jean Claude Clapet (graduation).

I'm aware I am probably short on incidents that happened at the weekend, but I was not present, so can only go on what is reported. Any further information would be greatly appreciated.

The next report should be done by Stephanie Brown, and we'll aim to keep these going more regularly.

[A rare note filtered to Steph, Dick and Una]

I didn't mean to jump in ahead of you, Dick, I know it's in theory your turn today. I was just aware it was a lot of work, and I want to make amends for what I ended up doing last week. It's nothing against you, I just wanted to do it. Anyway, this isn't for private notes really.



((ooc: I've probably missed some stuff, because my f-list didn't go back that far. Howie's also missed some stuff as he wasn't here for it, and I know there's two deaths missed off; Elle's and Mal's/Costigan's. That's deliberate, because he doesn't know about the second and the first, he's not writing up where everyone can see it. Lemme know, send me a note if there's anything missing/in there that shouldn't.

Also: Note to new folks - these are automatically warden-filtered.))