bargeblotter: (Una)
I apologise for the lateness of this week's report. If anyone has anything that I've missed, please let me know.

Violent incidents/deaths
Edward Sexby stabbed another inmate (non-fatally) and was confined to zero for three days.
Edward Sexby obtained his knife from General Chang. Una Persson is holding the knife and will give it to Chang's warden for appropriate disposal/discipline.
Barron Sharpe murdered O'Brien and Beatty. He has been placed in zero by Prefect.

Floods/Ports
A flood of some kind is currently ongoing. Wardens and inmates have been spontaneously reassigned and many appear to be unable to move more than a few feet from one another without experiencing nausea or discomfort.

Arrivals
Hannibal Lecter (Inmate)
Edward Sexby (Inmate)
Angelica Sexby Fanshawe (Warden)

General note
If you have not added your information to the weapons catalogue, please do so.
bargeblotter: (Steph)
[ Text, Warden Filter ]

As we all know, there was a flood on the 28th that turned most of the wardens into children. If anything odd happened during it, let me know, because I was five and not really paying attention.

An earlier report regarding O'Brien's actions was presented here by Paddy.

Oh, Barbossa started a pirate crew. But that was mostly just cool.

Earlier today Perry Dawsey murdered Rex in the inmate bathroom while Crane video-taped. Maybe in Eddie Brock's room, I don't know why he was there at all. Both Perry and Crane have been taken care of.

Eames would like us to note that if you want to murder Crane in revenge, you need his permission first, and Harper has declared his intent to kill anyone who hurts his inmate. If anybody else would like to make declarations of similar initiatives, we might want to put up a cork board and just post them up there. I'm asking for a cork board to be put up in the dining hall. Just to keep things organized, you know.

Anyone with information on the ghost kids were seeing or that cute baby dragon should come forward and share with the rest of the class.

If I missed anything, let me know.

[ PUBLIC to the Admiral ]

I'd like a cork board to be put up in the dining hall, equipped with sticky notes, very dull tacks and pens, in case any more wardens want to make death threats or declarations. Just so nobody misses them. We have to keep our threats in order, you see. Wouldn't want anybody to get hurt because they didn't realize that murder is wrong.

[ Private to the Admiral, viewable to Blonsky ]

Please take away Blonsky's ability to make messages private to anyone but me.
bargeblotter: (Howie)
A month's worth of posts. )

((ooc: I've probably missed some stuff, because my f-list didn't go back that far. Howie's also missed some stuff as he wasn't here for it, and I know there's two deaths missed off; Elle's and Mal's/Costigan's. That's deliberate, because he doesn't know about the second and the first, he's not writing up where everyone can see it. Lemme know, send me a note if there's anything missing/in there that shouldn't.

Also: Note to new folks - these are automatically warden-filtered.))
bargeblotter: (Una)
[Originally posted here.]

By Arioch, where do I even begin? By the way, Neil and Stephanie, I'm not sure what's going on with our rota, but let's consider this a fresh start, eh?
  • The Barge lost power on Monday, and power was restored on Friday. Harper, Toshiko, Capa, the Doctor (w/ scarf), Shego, and O'Brien were all killed in the power surge and are currently recovering from the death toll.
  • Sonmi-451 died as a result of her food supply going off during the outage, and is currently recovering from the death toll.
  • Clapet murdered Billy (aka Dr Horrible) and Blonsky, and attempted to murder a third person Saffron, and was stopped by his warden, Donny Donowitz. Postscript: Any questions regarding this incident should be directed to Donny.
  • The Roman woman (I'm sorry, I don't think I know her name) Atia attempted to use my dog as a placatory sacrifice. Much gratitude from me to her warden for helping me sort it.
  • Persephone was attacked, although I don't know the details at this point, having only seen her in the infirmary. She has now provided the details of this attack; see below. Please let her know if you can assist in managing her inmate while she's recovering.
  • Inmate Tybalt Capulet has gone missing, as have wardens Desmond and Gabriel.
bargeblotter: (Howie)
[Originally posted here.]

[Warden filter]

Oh, sod it.

Right. I'm sick of this 'wait, what happened when?' and it damn well doesn't help that I missed a week there.

I want to know everything that's happened and that needs discussing since [long pause as he checks back in his journal for the last time he did this,] Good God the seventeenth of September. That's before the flood where we were in Prohibition world, or whatever you want to call it.

I am going to make a list. It'd be good if we all communicated for once.

I want to know what happened, and how it was dealt with. This is everything I know of so far.



- Patrick Maguire killed Dr Crane in the flood - and confessed to it, and didn't do it under his own volition. I'd consider that matter closed.

- Elle Bishop murdered me - I punished her for this, and accept some level of responsibility. That's closed too.

- Prefect had his life threatened by a new arrival and O'Brien was the first person to do anything about it? Una then dealt with the situation and... I don't know anything else about that, as I picked it up well after the fact.

- O'Brien turned out to be conning us all, as per Una's report. This, also, is closed.

- Akio and Mozenrath were involved in something involving duels in the CES, as per Angelica and Snape's reports. I'd consider that closed.

- Arthur shot his own inmate, as per his recent explanation. Why nobody noticed until now is something I'd like to discuss.

- I think we ought to also discuss what to do with inmates with no, absent, or incapacitated wardens.

- The Master attacked Judas in the infirmary and was put in zero.


This is everything I know about. I've been out of the loop for a week. I want to know everything I can be told, in the interest of communication. I suggest we do this or end up looking useless and ineffectual by missing things. In my mind, things going entirely unnoticed here is unacceptable. We've got to stay on top of things, or there's no point.

I'm now going to do this every week. Whether you like it or not.

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