bargeblotter: (Una)
bargeblotter ([personal profile] bargeblotter) wrote2011-08-29 08:39 am

Warden Incident Report - 29 August - filed by Una Persson

I apologise for the lateness of this week's report. If anyone has anything that I've missed, please let me know.

Violent incidents/deaths
Edward Sexby stabbed another inmate (non-fatally) and was confined to zero for three days.
Edward Sexby obtained his knife from General Chang. Una Persson is holding the knife and will give it to Chang's warden for appropriate disposal/discipline.
Barron Sharpe murdered O'Brien and Beatty. He has been placed in zero by Prefect.

Floods/Ports
A flood of some kind is currently ongoing. Wardens and inmates have been spontaneously reassigned and many appear to be unable to move more than a few feet from one another without experiencing nausea or discomfort.

Arrivals
Hannibal Lecter (Inmate)
Edward Sexby (Inmate)
Angelica Sexby Fanshawe (Warden)

General note
If you have not added your information to the weapons catalogue, please do so.

[identity profile] needshumility.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh. I was saying to Chancellor Narvin that we should make a list of who is with who so far. So we can ask useful questions to whoever the new wardens are?

Would, um, anyone be interested in seeing the list I've got so far?
una_persson: (looking up)

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[personal profile] una_persson 2011-08-29 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose it can't hurt.

[identity profile] naughtbutlife.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Pardon me, but.....tis Fanshawe. My name is Angelica Fanshawe.
una_persson: (facepalm)

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-08-29 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I beg your pardon. That was a stupid mistake; clearly I need more sleep.

[OH SHIT OH SOD OH DAMN IT.]

Private

[identity profile] naughtbutlife.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Worry not, for you have not been the first to make that mistake. [lineface] But it does seem that way - that you need more sleep, I mean, if you'll forgive the forwardness of my presumption.
una_persson: (can't be arsed)

Re: Private

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-08-29 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well—this week has been nothing short of horrendous, and you're not the first person to have noticed.

Re: Private

[identity profile] naughtbutlife.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I heard your --

I am sorry that your week has been so horrid. Truly.
una_persson: (sad)

Re: Private

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-08-29 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. This too shall pass and all that.

[She would have gone and broken down to the original Angelica days ago. It doesn't feel like an option now.]

Re: Private

[identity profile] naughtbutlife.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope it does for you. You have been nothing but kind and helpful to me, and....

[Hmn. This is slightly awkward.]

I hope that your friends take care of you, madam.
una_persson: (can't be arsed)

Re: Private

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-08-29 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. I imagine they shall; they tend to come through in the end.

Re: Private

[identity profile] naughtbutlife.livejournal.com 2011-08-29 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Then they are true friends.

I wish to return the kindness that you have shown me, so if there is anything I can do for you, please, do not hesitate to ask.
una_persson: (sweet)

Re: Private

[personal profile] una_persson 2011-08-29 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
All right. Thank you, Angelica.