bargeblotter | Warden Incident Report - 3 April

[ Text, Warden Filter ] As we all know, there was a flood on the 28th that turned most of the wardens into children. If anything odd happened during it, let me know, because I was five and not really paying attention. An earlier report regarding O'Brien's actions was presented here by Paddy. Oh, Barbossa started a pirate crew. But that was mostly just cool. Earlier today Perry Dawsey murdered Rex in the inmate bathroom while Crane video-taped. Maybe in Eddie Brock's room, I don't know why he was there at all. Both Perry and Crane have been taken care of. Eames would like us to note that if you want to murder Crane in revenge, you need his permission first, and Harper has declared his intent to kill anyone who hurts his inmate. If anybody else would like to make declarations of similar initiatives, we might want to put up a cork board and just post them up there. I'm asking for a cork board to be put up in the dining hall. Just to keep things organized, you know. Anyone with information on the ghost kids were seeing or that cute baby dragon should come forward and share with the rest of the class. If I missed anything, let me know. [ PUBLIC to the Admiral ] I'd like a cork board to be put up in the dining hall, equipped with sticky notes, very dull tacks and pens, in case any more wardens want to make death threats or declarations. Just so nobody misses them. We have to keep our threats in order, you see. Wouldn't want anybody to get hurt because they didn't realize that murder is wrong. [ Private to the Admiral, viewable to Blonsky ] Please take away Blonsky's ability to make messages private to anyone but me.

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Neither does the law.

We tend to do a better job at actually preventing it, though.

Only because you pre-empt the law and don't give them chance to act legitimately and properly.

In the cases where I act? By the time the patrol cars got there it would have been too late.

I don't like people making assumptions on behalf of the law. Because where I'm from, in the middle of nowhere, it might take me over an hour to get to a crime scene, but I am damn sure the first there.

Actually, in the Joker's case, you'd probably be dead. Or the first there to a crime scene. I like to step in before people get killed, but that's just me.

As do I, make no mistake. But you can't always pre-empt.

You can when you've got Batman on your side.

He's not some magic cure-all, you know. [consider Howie rather unimpressed.]

If you knew him, you'd know exactly how true that is. But! He does have eyes everywhere and a team full of freaking geniuses. Makes things easier.

He still fundamentally undermines the rule of law.

He can be a real jerk sometimes, too.

So can I.

And yet, here I am, a perfectly innocent bystander of all this jerkiness, still talking to you.

I never did claim to be the smart one.

Jerkiness doesn't stop someone being right. Or wrong.

I'd even go so far as to say it doesn't effect the argument at all.

Then why bring jerkiness up at all?

To point out that this argument isn't taking either of us anywhere?

Point.

We'll agree to disagree.

Warden Incident Report - 3 April - filed by Stephanie

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