bargeblotter: (Steph)
[ Text, Warden Filter ]

As we all know, there was a flood on the 28th that turned most of the wardens into children. If anything odd happened during it, let me know, because I was five and not really paying attention.

An earlier report regarding O'Brien's actions was presented here by Paddy.

Oh, Barbossa started a pirate crew. But that was mostly just cool.

Earlier today Perry Dawsey murdered Rex in the inmate bathroom while Crane video-taped. Maybe in Eddie Brock's room, I don't know why he was there at all. Both Perry and Crane have been taken care of.

Eames would like us to note that if you want to murder Crane in revenge, you need his permission first, and Harper has declared his intent to kill anyone who hurts his inmate. If anybody else would like to make declarations of similar initiatives, we might want to put up a cork board and just post them up there. I'm asking for a cork board to be put up in the dining hall. Just to keep things organized, you know.

Anyone with information on the ghost kids were seeing or that cute baby dragon should come forward and share with the rest of the class.

If I missed anything, let me know.

[ PUBLIC to the Admiral ]

I'd like a cork board to be put up in the dining hall, equipped with sticky notes, very dull tacks and pens, in case any more wardens want to make death threats or declarations. Just so nobody misses them. We have to keep our threats in order, you see. Wouldn't want anybody to get hurt because they didn't realize that murder is wrong.

[ Private to the Admiral, viewable to Blonsky ]

Please take away Blonsky's ability to make messages private to anyone but me.
bargeblotter: (K)
Incidents of note this week:

  • Will Graham was forced to shoot Severen when he was cornered by him in the hallway. Severen was left by Mr. Graham after he was shot, but appeared to be mostly recovered when he resumed activity on the journals.

  • There was a flood in which we took on characteristics of figures from children's programming. Many people seemed to have suffered amnesia after the event. Counselling might be required.

  • Eames has reported a missing vial of an as of yet unidentified but purportedly dangerous substance. The details of this vial are a glass vial, around 5 centimeters in length, with a black, plastic lid. The substance itself is yellow brown. There were no signs of forced entry according to him and we're to be on the look out for it. I suggest the laboratory materials be monitored more closely in case of duplication and the kitchens keep a really close eye on food preparation.



Any further information let me know, and I'll add it to the report.


[(OOC: Links added to keep track of the posts where the incidents were brought up. Posted a smiiiidge late thanks to my space internet deciding that the sky was in the way again.)]

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