Warden Incident Report - 3 April - filed by Stephanie

[bargeblotter]

[ Text, Warden Filter ]

As we all know, there was a flood on the 28th that turned most of the wardens into children. If anything odd happened during it, let me know, because I was five and not really paying attention.

An earlier report regarding O'Brien's actions was presented here by Paddy.

Oh, Barbossa started a pirate crew. But that was mostly just cool.

Earlier today Perry Dawsey murdered Rex in the inmate bathroom while Crane video-taped. Maybe in Eddie Brock's room, I don't know why he was there at all. Both Perry and Crane have been taken care of.

Eames would like us to note that if you want to murder Crane in revenge, you need his permission first, and Harper has declared his intent to kill anyone who hurts his inmate. If anybody else would like to make declarations of similar initiatives, we might want to put up a cork board and just post them up there. I'm asking for a cork board to be put up in the dining hall. Just to keep things organized, you know.

Anyone with information on the ghost kids were seeing or that cute baby dragon should come forward and share with the rest of the class.

If I missed anything, let me know.

[ PUBLIC to the Admiral ]

I'd like a cork board to be put up in the dining hall, equipped with sticky notes, very dull tacks and pens, in case any more wardens want to make death threats or declarations. Just so nobody misses them. We have to keep our threats in order, you see. Wouldn't want anybody to get hurt because they didn't realize that murder is wrong.

[ Private to the Admiral, viewable to Blonsky ]

Please take away Blonsky's ability to make messages private to anyone but me.

Comments

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Do we know the dragon's name? [While Loki just thinks OH GOD NOT MY PAST. D:]

[most_feared]

Not a clue. It was gold, I remember that much.

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank the gods. I don't know any gold dragons.

[most_feared]

What dragons do you know? [This is new and interesting information.]

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Only two. Nidhogg, the dragon who chews at the root of Yggdrasil the world tree, and Fafnir, a dwarf who transformed himself into a dragon to guard his riches.

I think both of them are dead. At least, I know Fafnir is.

[most_feared]

I'll have to hear your personal account of Fafnir sometime [As it sounds like a story that Ardent needs to hear.]

Could they change into other forms?

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

I'm free whenever you want.

Not to my knowledge. I assume that Fafnir could change out of the dragon form he got himself into, but he might be too greedy or too stupid to do so. Nidhogg, on the other hand, was always a dragon.