bargeblotter: (Howie)
bargeblotter ([personal profile] bargeblotter) wrote2010-12-18 01:38 pm

Warden Incident report - 17th of December - filed by Neil Howie for Una Persson.

[Warden filter]

Events in port:

- Coordinator Narvin and Sergeant Donny Donowitz got in a fight - I believe this was a misunderstanding and nothing more, but further explanation from either wouldn't go amiss.

- Agent William Cooper (aka: Kevin Brown. More on that in a second) and Captain Kirk also got in a fight.

- I might be missing things here, as I spent a lot of port indisposed - please let me know if there's anything that needs to go in this part.

Since port:

- Agent K would like to inform everyone: His inmate has been using the alias 'Kevin Brown' and telling people he's a warden - he is actually Agent William Cooper, a CIA operative and should be considered dangerous, even if unarmed. He's certainly not a warden.

- Una Persson and Cissie King-Jones are indisposed (I think that's everyone that is); who's watching their inmates?

- Coordinator Narvin and Rex appear to have had an accident in the lab involving mistletoe - reportedly 'vaporised', and it seems to have led to... slightly out of character festive cheer. The people I've noticed so far that are affected are Narvin, Rex, Rayne, Adam, The Borg Queen I really shouldn't find that funny., Capa, Miss Parker, T'Pol... I think that's it. Some people, I can't tell the difference. Agent K, are you alright? Has anyone returned to normal?

- Also, has anyone actually tried weed killer on the mistletoe? I'm really starting to hate them.

As I said, I think I might have missed a few things, so tell me if I have, I'll add it in.
most_feared: Please don't use.    Screencaps @ http://screencap-me.livejournal.com/90245.html and http://screencap-me.livejournal.com (k - do not want!)

Should we just imagine this particular journal is warden filtered always and forever?

[personal profile] most_feared 2010-12-18 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fine. Not going out all day so if Cooper pulls anything, I would appreciate volunteers to take care of him. I'm doing a holiday... thing. Any efforts to destroy the mistletoe should now be seen as a way to compound the effects. At this point I would almost prefer we ask the scientists to set up a mistletoe protection grid of some kind.

...we probably should.

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd volunteer, but I'm already helping someone else out.

A... mistletoe protection grid. I just wonder if we're being overly complicated, and all we really need is a bit of weed killer. It can't possibly make it worse.
most_feared: please don't use, i paid for these (k - arms crossed)

[personal profile] most_feared 2010-12-18 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ask the Admiral and try it and see how many more pop up. I'd rather it work than didn't.

I just want to know where the damned things are at. I don't want to go chasing some murderous shithead down the hallway and catch 'em just to play tonsil hockey.

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I know the feeling, and I'm getting very, very fed up with it.

Hence, weed killer. I might have to try it. One of those really good ones which kills the roots.

If it doesn't work, we can always claim our money back.
timesbureaucrat: (*glare*)

[personal profile] timesbureaucrat 2010-12-18 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Narvin is vexed that word got out about the fight. Although now that the mistletoe has worn off, he's vexed about pretty much everything. More than usual.]

What happened between Sergeant Donowitz and I during port was a minor altercation, and barely worth mentioning. I believe the setting made him excessively quick tempered and I bore the brunt. I hold him no grudge and as far as I'm concerned the matter is closed.

[There's a brief pause in which the suppressed pissiness builds because, dammit, everyone else got their rank acknowledged but him.]

And since you're including ranks for those that have them, it's Coordinator Narvin.

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I apologise. I admit, I didn't realise you had a rank. It's duly noted. I can change it, if you want.
timesbureaucrat: (impassive stare)

[personal profile] timesbureaucrat 2010-12-18 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Please do, Sergeant.

[identity profile] kingfor-aday.livejournal.com 2010-12-18 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It'll be done shortly, Coordinator. [Awkward lineface.]