bargeblotter

Port:
From June 17 to June 20th, we pulled into port at Orbital Station 19, a futuristic space station. Several people fell overboard, and I assume got pulled back, since no one's made panicky posts about people going missing. The people who fell overboard were assimilated into the society of the port with no memories of the Barge, and if anything happened specifically in port, I'm afraid my rescue mission took most of my attention from the network. Is everyone accounted for, and is there anything people want to bring to attention?

Incidents/Warnings:
- David kidnapped his warden, Jason Bourne, and impersonated him for several days. Slick and potentially others were involved, but a formal report was never made, so questions should probably be tossed to Bourne for now, who eventually freed himself with the help of some wardens (and apparently Heero Yuy [Edited in later:] and Slade Wilson?) and reported it here.

• [Edited in:] Bourne was held in Hoffman's room for the duration of the impersonation. Will Graham, Slade Wilson and Heero Yuy rescued Bourne, and Slick was somehow involved in the incident as well. Any further questions can be directed to Bourne, Graham, the inmates themselves or the inmate's respective wardens.

- Snape made an announcement regarding the new arrival, Sirius Black.
- Kay reported that his inmate, William Cooper, wasn't taking reentry to the Barge well. Cooper later broke into Jim Kirk's room and was taken to Zero by Kay.

Arrivals: Wanda Maximoff, Sirius Black, Leezar, Harold
Disappearances: Treize Kushrenada, Andrew Wells, Ariadne
Departures: Bruce Wayne, Edward Nygma, Armand St. Just (Bruce and Nygma have returned to the Barge at this time, as has Armand)

Next week's report will be done by Steph.

[Warden filter]

Events in port:

- Coordinator Narvin and Sergeant Donny Donowitz got in a fight - I believe this was a misunderstanding and nothing more, but further explanation from either wouldn't go amiss.

- Agent William Cooper (aka: Kevin Brown. More on that in a second) and Captain Kirk also got in a fight.

- I might be missing things here, as I spent a lot of port indisposed - please let me know if there's anything that needs to go in this part.

Since port:

- Agent K would like to inform everyone: His inmate has been using the alias 'Kevin Brown' and telling people he's a warden - he is actually Agent William Cooper, a CIA operative and should be considered dangerous, even if unarmed. He's certainly not a warden.

- Una Persson and Cissie King-Jones are indisposed (I think that's everyone that is); who's watching their inmates?

- Coordinator Narvin and Rex appear to have had an accident in the lab involving mistletoe - reportedly 'vaporised', and it seems to have led to... slightly out of character festive cheer. The people I've noticed so far that are affected are Narvin, Rex, Rayne, Adam, The Borg Queen I really shouldn't find that funny., Capa, Miss Parker, T'Pol... I think that's it. Some people, I can't tell the difference. Agent K, are you alright? Has anyone returned to normal?

- Also, has anyone actually tried weed killer on the mistletoe? I'm really starting to hate them.

As I said, I think I might have missed a few things, so tell me if I have, I'll add it in.