Warden Incident Report - 29 April - filed by Stephanie Brown

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Many reports were filed at the beginning of this week, I think I got all of them.

4/24:
K reported finding Cissie, killed by a vampire. Loki was killed as well.
Dick reported several kidnappings by Eddie Brock, whom Eddie Nygma assures us has been taken care of.
4/25:
Hoffman attacked Dracula with pencils. They both seem to be fine.
4/26:
Tim reported that Bruce Wayne is in a coma. His current condition is unknown. Infirmary?
Ariadne reported that Heero is also in a coma. Infirmary?
Aleera has confessed to the murder of Cissie, although due to the influence of the flood this and other similar crimes have been given acquittal.
Snape reported a presumably similar incident in which he and his inmate got into a fight.
Edward Sexby also confessed to the attempted murder of Narvin under the influence of the flood.
Sarah Harding found some disturbing sketches in Hoffman's room, although I am no longer aware what action is being taken on this front.

Although it's encouraged that you report any other serious incidents that took place during the flood as I was indisposed to keep records for the time being, please keep in mind that nobody was in control of their actions and for the most part such situations are being treated as accidental.

4/28:
Rex shot Narvin and Una. Both are alive, Narvin in the infirmary. Rex was taken down to Zero. Somebody needs to let him out, as he wasn't in his right mind at the time.

Yesterday, K, Narvin, Sherlock Holmes, Howie and I checked through our records while looking into the mass amnesia on board. Chang, Una, Paddy, Parker, Sarah, Nygma, Chuck, Bourne and I were all involved in efforts to remove the problem, and Laura Palmer was able to throw him overboard. Nobody should be surprised, but I can't seem to remember who it was.

I think Azula is the only person who has left the ship without being thrown overboard.

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As usual, if I missed anything, let me know.

And yes, I spent a long time writing this, so no, I don't want to argue about who should be punished for what and how and why but if anybody wants to get some coffee, I'm game.

Oh right. And if anybody is still experiencing memory problems, check in with the infirmary.