bargeblotter: (George)
I had been supposed to file this Friday, but I'm not entirely sure that on Friday this existed to file. I'm also not entirely sure what counts as having actually happened or not. I'm afraid this report is going to be terribly unhelpful.

Violent Incidents/Deaths
Mr. Hoffman was...cursed?
Mr. Slater was locked into his rooms?
There was an incident involving Mr. Harris, Mr. Menethil, Mr. Wilson, Mr. Winston, Mr. Lewis, Mr. Zuko, Miss Van Cleef, Miss Bennet, and Mr. Bourne. And ice. Please See Mr. Drake and Mr. Grayson for full details.
?

Floods/Ports
There was most certainly a flood which began on the 18th and ended on the 21st. Many...things occurred.

Arrivals
Mr. Stormheart: Warden
Mr. Le Bow (is that correct? I'm sorry, I don't speak French): Warden
A Miss Lua something
Mr. D.? : Warden

Departures
bargeblotter: (Dick)
Port:
From June 17 to June 20th, we pulled into port at Orbital Station 19, a futuristic space station. Several people fell overboard, and I assume got pulled back, since no one's made panicky posts about people going missing. The people who fell overboard were assimilated into the society of the port with no memories of the Barge, and if anything happened specifically in port, I'm afraid my rescue mission took most of my attention from the network. Is everyone accounted for, and is there anything people want to bring to attention?

Incidents/Warnings:
- David kidnapped his warden, Jason Bourne, and impersonated him for several days. Slick and potentially others were involved, but a formal report was never made, so questions should probably be tossed to Bourne for now, who eventually freed himself with the help of some wardens (and apparently Heero Yuy [Edited in later:] and Slade Wilson?) and reported it here.
  • [Edited in:] Bourne was held in Hoffman's room for the duration of the impersonation. Will Graham, Slade Wilson and Heero Yuy rescued Bourne, and Slick was somehow involved in the incident as well. Any further questions can be directed to Bourne, Graham, the inmates themselves or the inmate's respective wardens.
- Snape made an announcement regarding the new arrival, Sirius Black.
- Kay reported that his inmate, William Cooper, wasn't taking reentry to the Barge well. Cooper later broke into Jim Kirk's room and was taken to Zero by Kay.

Arrivals: Wanda Maximoff, Sirius Black, Leezar, Harold
Disappearances: Treize Kushrenada, Andrew Wells, Ariadne
Departures: Bruce Wayne, Edward Nygma, Armand St. Just (Bruce and Nygma have returned to the Barge at this time, as has Armand)

Next week's report will be done by Steph.
bargeblotter: (Steph)
[ Text ]

Many reports were filed at the beginning of this week, I think I got all of them.

4/24:
K reported finding Cissie, killed by a vampire. Loki was killed as well.
Dick reported several kidnappings by Eddie Brock, whom Eddie Nygma assures us has been taken care of.
4/25:
Hoffman attacked Dracula with pencils. They both seem to be fine.
4/26:
Tim reported that Bruce Wayne is in a coma. His current condition is unknown. Infirmary?
Ariadne reported that Heero is also in a coma. Infirmary?
Aleera has confessed to the murder of Cissie, although due to the influence of the flood this and other similar crimes have been given acquittal.
Snape reported a presumably similar incident in which he and his inmate got into a fight.
Edward Sexby also confessed to the attempted murder of Narvin under the influence of the flood.
Sarah Harding found some disturbing sketches in Hoffman's room, although I am no longer aware what action is being taken on this front.

Although it's encouraged that you report any other serious incidents that took place during the flood as I was indisposed to keep records for the time being, please keep in mind that nobody was in control of their actions and for the most part such situations are being treated as accidental.

4/28:
Rex shot Narvin and Una. Both are alive, Narvin in the infirmary. Rex was taken down to Zero. Somebody needs to let him out, as he wasn't in his right mind at the time.

Yesterday, K, Narvin, Sherlock Holmes, Howie and I checked through our records while looking into the mass amnesia on board. Chang, Una, Paddy, Parker, Sarah, Nygma, Chuck, Bourne and I were all involved in efforts to remove the problem, and Laura Palmer was able to throw him overboard. Nobody should be surprised, but I can't seem to remember who it was.

I think Azula is the only person who has left the ship without being thrown overboard.



As usual, if I missed anything, let me know.

And yes, I spent a long time writing this, so no, I don't want to argue about who should be punished for what and how and why but if anybody wants to get some coffee, I'm game.

Oh right. And if anybody is still experiencing memory problems, check in with the infirmary.

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