Warden Weapons Catalogue

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( April-June 2011 )

1/7 - Filed by Neil Howie on behalf of Una Persson.
8/7 - Neil Howie
15/7 - Dick Grayson
22/7 - Filed by Neil Howie in Stephanie Brown's absence
29/7 - Una Persson (There was a flood here). Report filed by Una on 1/8.

6/8 - Neil Howie
13/8 - Dick Grayson
20/8 - George Crabtree
28/8 - Una Persson

2/9 - Miss Parker Covered under September 9th's report.
9/9 - Dick Grayson
16/9 - George Crabtree
23/9 - Una Persson
30/9 - Miss Parker

7/10 - Dick Grayson
14/10 - George Crabtree Filed by Dick Grayson, covers everything from last posting.
21/10 - Una Persson
28/10 - Miss Parker

edited 30/08/2011 with October.
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If you want to leave anything for the blotter, comment here.

I had been supposed to file this Friday, but I'm not entirely sure that on Friday this existed to file. I'm also not entirely sure what counts as having actually happened or not. I'm afraid this report is going to be terribly unhelpful.

Violent Incidents/Deaths
Mr. Hoffman was...cursed?
Mr. Slater was locked into his rooms?
There was an incident involving Mr. Harris, Mr. Menethil, Mr. Wilson, Mr. Winston, Mr. Lewis, Mr. Zuko, Miss Van Cleef, Miss Bennet, and Mr. Bourne. And ice. Please See Mr. Drake and Mr. Grayson for full details.
?

Floods/Ports
There was most certainly a flood which began on the 18th and ended on the 21st. Many...things occurred.

Arrivals
Mr. Stormheart: Warden
Mr. Le Bow (is that correct? I'm sorry, I don't speak French): Warden
A Miss Lua something
Mr. D.? : Warden

Departures

Violent Incidents

Floods/Ports

Notices/Announcements

- Miss Parker is joining the team delivering reports.
- Jane Brunswick has taken responsibility for 7th floor inventory - we're still looking for someone for 1 and 3.
- George Crabtree is taking joint responsibility for the prayer room
- K offered to take responsibility for the supply cupboard with Cissie.

Please, someone report something else so this isn't the entirety of my post.

Departures

Inmates: Elle Bishop (graduation).

Wardens: Neil Howie.

The next report will be done by Dick Grayson.

Violent Incidents/Deaths

- Iago murdered Dr Jonathan Crane. The situation has been dealt with by his warden, the Marquis de Sade.

Announcements/General information or Enquiries

- I announced that my inmate (Elle Bishop) is not to be treated as my inmate, and is released from the threat of my punishment. If you have any issues with her, you are to deal directly with her, not me.

Floods/Ports

- From the 16th to the 19th we were at port in an island filled with dinosaurs. Which apparently resembled a film, but let's not go into that. Several people were injured and I am unsure on the potential death count - but all were as a result of the port. Sarah Harding, who has experience of a similar place and creation, advised that everyone who came into contact with the dinosaurs was checked by a doctor for infectious diseases. I presume by now, this has been done, but there's a reminder if you haven't yet.

Misc.

- Do we have an answer on where Hoffman's narcotics came from yet?

- Has anyone seen Stephanie Brown? I... I went to check up on this report, as it's really hers, and I couldn't find her. I don't want to assume she left immediately. If... If she has gone, I'll... Well, I'll need someone else to do this report with me. Any volunteers?

- What happened to those two guys in the shower? I was a little busy yesterday, so I might have missed it. Rex Lewis and Jim Profit, right? Was it a fight, or just an unfortunate incident?


Disappearances

Wardens: Spike (confirmed to be returning), Wally West. Charlie Crews.

Inmates: Elphaba Thropp (graduation), Zorg,

Violent incidents:

- I know I'm jumping the gun a little, as Sarah probably hasn't even sorted out what happened yet - but there's a very big question from this. Amanda Young was allegedly attacked by Mark Hoffman using heroin. How has an inmate got his hands on narcotics and been allowed to keep them? I won't report what actually happened, as I don't know, but that question needs answering.

- [A MASSIVE ETA:] Sarah Harding has reported here both the attack on her inmate, and admitted to a disproportionate violent response against Mark Hoffman. I will be following suggested procedure here in discussing whether disciplinary action is necessary, and in that case, what. In doing so, I would appreciate it if Luke Cage could give a statement of his version of events and if Morrigan could speak on Mark Hoffman's behalf once he has regained consciousness as to if there is a need for action to be taken.

If you would like to discuss this, please do not do so here, wait until I have organised an official discussion of disciplinary action. Even if you do not think it is necessary, there will be opportunity then to say so.

In accordance with the given procedure, I have accounted for Sarah Harding and vouched for her ability to do her job until a decision has been made. If any further illegitimate action is taken by her, I am also to be considered accountable.

Floods/Ports

- there was a flood on the 27th and 28th. Did anyone actually work out exactly what happened in it?

General announcements/requests

- Pursuant to K asking earlier about experienced educators (I seem to have lost where it was, I'm really sorry about that) and Dick recently following up on an offer to teach self defence, I have a suggestion: I think we should make a list available to all wardens of people's skills, and whether they're willing or able to teach them. Obviously, any list would be opt-in, and the only things that go on the list are what you want. It's mostly for convenience, but if anyone thinks that'll be useful, I'll start one this afternoon.

- Dr Jones made a request for people to work in the infirmary. All enquiries of that nature should be directed to her.

- [an ETA which is not an ETA, as I just forgot] Mr Nygma reported a pool cue missing. Has anyone found it yet, as it is a potentially dangerous weapon and shouldn't go unaccounted for for long.

- Equally, we agreed to a person for each floor to check common rooms for missing items - the following have been assigned:

1 - nobody as yet. Please volunteer if you live on 1.
2 - Edward Nygma.
3 - Nobody as yet. Same as 1.
4 - Nobody as yet, same as 1.
5 - Narvin
6 - K
7 - Neil Howie
8 - Chromie.

Misc:

- Why is there still a hideous mural on the seventh floor? Do we even know who did that?
- The deck hawk seems to be in the possession of Persephone.
- The garden is now in sole charge of Charlie Crews, due to Armand St Just's resignation.

Arrivals:
Wardens: Zuko

Departures:
Wardens: Captain Kirk (temporary)
Inmates: Jason Todd, John Doe (graduation)

Apologies if I've missed anything, I seem to have only half my notes here. Also, if you haven't done it yet, make sure to have your weapons added to the catalogue.

((ooc: This is posted just after today's plot starts. Just so I could have Howie lose bits of his notes. And yes. Howie will be mentioning that catalogue every week.))

Port:
From June 17 to June 20th, we pulled into port at Orbital Station 19, a futuristic space station. Several people fell overboard, and I assume got pulled back, since no one's made panicky posts about people going missing. The people who fell overboard were assimilated into the society of the port with no memories of the Barge, and if anything happened specifically in port, I'm afraid my rescue mission took most of my attention from the network. Is everyone accounted for, and is there anything people want to bring to attention?

Incidents/Warnings:
- David kidnapped his warden, Jason Bourne, and impersonated him for several days. Slick and potentially others were involved, but a formal report was never made, so questions should probably be tossed to Bourne for now, who eventually freed himself with the help of some wardens (and apparently Heero Yuy [Edited in later:] and Slade Wilson?) and reported it here.

• [Edited in:] Bourne was held in Hoffman's room for the duration of the impersonation. Will Graham, Slade Wilson and Heero Yuy rescued Bourne, and Slick was somehow involved in the incident as well. Any further questions can be directed to Bourne, Graham, the inmates themselves or the inmate's respective wardens.

- Snape made an announcement regarding the new arrival, Sirius Black.
- Kay reported that his inmate, William Cooper, wasn't taking reentry to the Barge well. Cooper later broke into Jim Kirk's room and was taken to Zero by Kay.

Arrivals: Wanda Maximoff, Sirius Black, Leezar, Harold
Disappearances: Treize Kushrenada, Andrew Wells, Ariadne
Departures: Bruce Wayne, Edward Nygma, Armand St. Just (Bruce and Nygma have returned to the Barge at this time, as has Armand)

Next week's report will be done by Steph.

- Last week's flood turned out to be one where you had things you had done wrong turned back on yourself. I'm led to believe all effects, vermin infestations included, are dealt with and gone.

- As a sub note to that, during the flood - Rinzler died, and Ardent appeared to be framed for the murder. Once Rinzler was revived, he explained the actual events surrounding his death, and Ardent did not hurt or injure Rinzler. Subsequent matters have been dealt with between his warden and others.

- Here, Sarah Harding reported two previous incidents involving her inmate, and suggested some sort of psychological training for any wardens interested.

- Narvin and myself put forward a proposal as to the application of justice between wardens. Any further input on this would be much appreciated, and very useful. On that note, it was suggested in addition to that proposal that we require a minimum vote to ensure a punishment is carried out.

- As best reported by K here, Edward Sexby attacked the Marquis de Sade. Agent K has taken some level of responsibility for making sure justice is met, and I leave that matter in his, and anyone else willing's hands.

His inmate still requires someone to watch her. I cannot properly answer questions on this due to some level of personal involvement at the moment, please direct them to Agent K or the parties involved.

The next report will be filed by Una Persson, as we swapped this week. great timing on my part.

Pursuant to a suggestion from the Marquis, this post will serve as a catalogue for the weapons on board the Barge. Please respond with a list of all the weapons you own, including but not limited to guns, knives, swords, axes, laser pistols, ray guns, large crowbars, gas pellets, traquiliser darts, muskets, flintlocks, stilettos, spanners or other repurposed tools, lead pipes, grenades, Semtex, tear gas canisters, nunchuks, lances, pikes, halberds, daggers, holy water, consecrated maces, sword sticks, repurposed kitchenware or farming implements, dwarf bread, flamethrowers, bombs, land mines, caltrops, miscellaneous chemical weaponry, mind control/modification devices, Swiss army knives, sharpened steel rulers, homemade "shanks", et cetera.

And just because I haven't listed it is no reason to leave it off, damn it. I said "including but not limited to". Make and model, if applicable, is helpful as well.

Furthermore, if your inmate has been given permission by you to bear a weapon, include your inmate's name and what weapons he or she possesses.

Note that participation in this catalogue is voluntary, but I will say that to my own mind, it's in everyone's best interests to participate, and honestly.

[Not that she's holding her breath, but what the hell.]